Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Be Bad...

TSA: Whips and Chains OK With Us!


If you pack a vibrator, don't get shaken by TSA


Tips for trouble- free air travel

Keep battery-powered personal vibrators in carry-on baggage - not in checked baggage. Remove batteries.

Whips and handcuffs are OK in carry-on or checked baggage.

Lubricants must conform to the 3-1-1 rule - one see-through quart-size plastic bag containing plastic bottles no larger than 3 ounces each may be carried aboard.

Anatomically correct reproductions of male sex "objects" must be carried in checked baggage, as they could be used aboard an aircraft as weapons.