Is It Her Birthday?
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I'm not normally one who enjoys the cross handed spanking motion, but in
this case it doesn't look so bad. I have no idea what is behind the
spanking, but ...
4 hours ago

Keep battery-powered personal vibrators in carry-on baggage - not in checked baggage. Remove batteries.
Whips and handcuffs are OK in carry-on or checked baggage.
Lubricants must conform to the 3-1-1 rule - one see-through quart-size plastic bag containing plastic bottles no larger than 3 ounces each may be carried aboard.
Anatomically correct reproductions of male sex "objects" must be carried in checked baggage, as they could be used aboard an aircraft as weapons.