Monday, August 10, 2009

Spanking: How to Give / How to Get




"My husband is pretty good at making sure he gets in at least one swat a day ;-), however it has been a fair while since he has given me a ceremonial spanking.Now by ceremonial I do not mean anything like the Aztecs did; where he sacrifices something before spanking me (very weird), nor do I mean ceremonial as in wearing robes or having witnesses to officiate the act.What I do mean however is something that is a little planned out in that glorious mind of his, perhaps a bit of corner time and lots of talking (I like talking during spankings), or maybe an outfit laid out on the bed with an anticipated wait for the inevitable.Oh how I do love a ceremonial spanking, with his calm and collected manner, that low and dominating tone of voice and the length of time it takes – pure enjoyment and pleasure if I do say so myself. So keeping my fingers crossed, he has showed signs recently of it happening very soon! "
I thought that the above paragraphs from The Good Wives Guide were a good way to set the scene for the following excerpt fromHow to Give a Spanking : Advice from the Receiving End ( Variant Books, 2009 . All rights reserved. Reprinted with Permission . )
In addition to the advice below , readers might also consider wearing a glove ( leather , cycling , gardening or rubber ) to enhance the spanking experience . Gloves will protect the spanker's hand during long spankings .
The rest of the book is well worth reading and deals with adult spanking in a sensitive but practical manner . As I well know , it is very difficult to compartmentalise spanking advice . Many aspects of spanking are interrelated and variable . I would suggest that first timers quickly read and discuss the book , do a little practice to find out what suits , and then go back to the book to refine their spanking activities .

What Is Work? Kinky Sex and a 401K!

Today, we meet Mollena Williams, a woman whose passion for kinky sex led to her dream career as the "Executive Pervert" for the alternative lifestyle dating sites bondage.com and alt.com .

The Perils of Public Play!!!

X-Ray Vision!!! =8-)

The Female Disciplinary Manual

"The Nanny" Deserves a Spanking!!!

When Love Strikes...

CUTE!!! The Daddy Darling Mug and T-Shirt!

The Daddy Darling Mug
is a favorite of Zoey! She drinks coffEE out of her mug every day.
She also reads the poem that was written by Da Janitor and has it memorized.
It's the perfect poem for little girls and their Daddy's everywhere. Now you can own a Daddy Darling mug too!


Daddy Darling if you please,
Let me lie across your knee,
With bottom up and panties down,
So you can spank me sore and sound!

Spank my bottom hot and red,
So I'll remember what you said,
And keep forever in my mind,
The lessons learned on my behind!



Check out the matching
Daddy Darling Poem T-shirt.
This pink T-shirt makes a great night shirt!
Zoey loves wearing her Daddy Darling night shirt when she has a sore red behind.

Mommie REARest!!! LOL



















Had to laugh out loud at the title of this video!!!

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Friday, August 07, 2009

Birthday Spanking iPhone App!!!

I guess there really IS an iPhone app for everything!!!

Thursday, August 06, 2009

You Just CAN'T Make This Stuff Up!!!


Chocolate, Vanilla and Strawberry Scented... ENEMAS?????


Product Description Butt Pirate is a disposable enema that is unlike anything else available. Other brands are just saline water. Butt Pirate is antibiotic, antimicrobial, moisturizing and has twice the fluid of other brands! And it is also Vegan! It deodorizes, safely evacuates and leaves you ready for light to extreme butt play!


And, just in case you think I am bullshitting you.... these are available from AMAZON!!!






X-Rated Ring Toss!!! =8~)


JUST when you thought you had seen it ALL!!!
Loser is in the perfect position for a SPANKING!!!



New "Blush" Line from SportSheets!!!



This new line of toys will have you "Thinking Pink"!!!

Cool New Blog!!! Check it Out!

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Monday, August 03, 2009

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Paddles and Panties!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Joanna Krupa on Bad Pick-Up Lines, Self-Spanking

On her favorite body part: “I like my butt. It’s perfectly proportional, it’s cute, and it’s still where it belongs. It’s been behaving so far, and if it doesn’t, I can spank it a little bit and put it back in place—just like I do with my men.”

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Ethical Spanking Paddles!!!


So Why oh Why is this considered ethical we hear you cry?!?

Primarily it is because it was handcrafted as part of a fair trade project in India using sustainable wood, making this piece of ‘equipment’ the ultimate in eco-friendly spanking technology.


Click HERE to visit The Ethical Superstore

or

Go directly to Coco De Mer Exotic Luxury



Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Insurance Ad Features Girl/Girl Spanking!?!?

I have no idea what a group of scantily clad girls spanking each other has to do with motorcycle insurance, but... who cares???


Paddle Her Pink


New selection of cute paddles by Amber. This one is called "Paddle Her Pink" (my favorite, for obvious reasons!!!)

www.sassypaddles.com

Research: Spanking Brings Couples Closer!

New Scientist

SPANKING is stressful at first, but it could bring consenting couples closer together. That's the implication of two studies of hormonal changes associated with sadomasochistic (S&M) activities including spanking, bondage and flogging.

Read the full article HERE:

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Kinky Post-It Notes???


The lines even look like cane marks!!!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Las Vegas: Beer, Food and SPANKINGS???!!!???

http://www.hofbrauhauslasvegas.com/

I did a little research on the web and found the restaurant that gives patrons a paddling when they order a shot. You can bet that on my next trip to Vegas, I will be checking it out personally!!! Happy Spankings!!!


"There are also waitresses that go from table to table trying to sell you stuff. We bought a couple tubes of Jager and since we said it was our friend's birthday the waitress made him get up and bend over the table for a couple spankings with her paddle, which was pretty funny. "

"The food came out very quickly and was above-average, with jagerschnitzel, spatzle with creamy mushroom sauce and oh-so-sour sauerkraut. It is interesting to contemplate your food while the action goes on nearby -- conga lines stream past, toasts are shouted from the tops of tables, Jager shots are ingested. and a hefty frau spanks a fellow diner with a wooden paddle. It's a good time if you simply enjoy the Gemutlichkeit and don't expect deep conversation with your companions."

"
A great place to party with friends, not for kids. Its really loud in there and you will come across drunks. They allow people to get wasted, literally dumping alcohol on people. Love the food, atmosphere, music. Not into the spanking (large wooden paddle) but it sure is fun to watch it happen to people you know, lol."







Friday, March 13, 2009

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Monday, March 09, 2009

Spankopoly!!!


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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Monday, January 19, 2009

Stuff You Need - FREE!!!

Just thought I would share some of the great programs that are out there for the taking. These completely free (not shareware or trialware) programs are big time and headache savers and the price could not be better! Enjoy!

Want to hide your IP address? No need for high priced "anonymizer services". Instead, use TOR Endorsed by the Electronic Frontier Foundation and completely FREE, TOR is a great tool to have when you want to surf anonymously.

To use TOR, you need a browser that supports it. The best is Firefox. Once you download and install Firefox, you can install TOR. Once you do, you will have a nifty "TOR Button" in the browser window. To use TOR, simply toggle the button on or off.

Still paying for firewall and virus protection? You don't have to! Award winning Comodo Internet Security is awesome and FREE!!!

While at the Comodo site, check out their other free offers such as free Secure Email and a Free Email Security Certificate.

All of that data on your disc needs protecting, too! You can look far and wide but you will not find a better tool for encrypting your data than TrueCrypt. Open source and completely FREE, it is a must have to keep even the most determined snoopers out of your stuff!!!

Want to keep a copy of all of those naughty videos you find on sites such as YouTube, DailyMotion and SpankTube? Well then, you need the excellent Video Download Helper plugin for Firefox. Works flawlessly and (you guessed it) it is FREE!!!

Monday, January 05, 2009

Spanking Bloopers

Click on the photo to view the blooper video

More "Spanking Fun Stuff" can be found HERE