Smarty – Joan Blondell
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Before I begin today, can someone answer me a question? I happened to
notice that BottomLines shut up shop yesterday after 20+ years online. My
question, h...
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Spanking Goes Green!!!
Kinky Crafts: DIY Floggers:
There's now a kinky upside to having a flat! Come to Babeland to find out how to make your very own flogger using recycled bike tires. All materials will be provided and you'll leave the store with one of your very own. *Smack*
Read the entire article HERE:
There's now a kinky upside to having a flat! Come to Babeland to find out how to make your very own flogger using recycled bike tires. All materials will be provided and you'll leave the store with one of your very own. *Smack*
Read the entire article HERE:
Spanking Fetishists Go Green Tonight in Brooklyn
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Reality TV: Best Dominant Competition!
It's disappointing and baffling to me that as yet, no reality-TV-show producers have taken me up on my previously published concept for America's Next Top Dominatrix, a femme-domme competition show; too edgy for them, apparently. Jon & Kate Plus Hate—that's the kind of wholesome family entertainment the networks like.
Clearly, I must look to the community that always pushes the cultural envelope: porn. My new concept is for a webcast show, sponsored by some large, well-known BDSM porn producer (cough, Kink.com, cough). It's a competition for straight male dominants who want to work in porn. The winner gets the dream job: He gets his own website, where he'll direct and perform in elaborate BDSM scenes with hot fetish models.
But this is no Stand & Model party. There can be only one, so the masters have to prove themselves in a series of tough challenges. The judges? A panel of experienced female submissives. Don't be fooled by the term "submissive." These women like dominant men, but they've been around the dungeon. They won't stand—much less kneel—for any poseurs. Their weekly you-are-eliminated line to the losers? "Safe word!"
In the first episode, the ladies would test the creative thinking of the would-be kinky auteurs. Here's a Seattle BDSM-community classic: the Archie McPhee scene. Using only gear from this toy store, whoever creates the most escape-resistant bondage and the most squealing, bruise-inducing pain, wins. (Hint: Rubber snakes are useful for both restraint and impact, and the "Fairy Fly Swatter" stings mortals like hell.)
The next challenge tests pervy engineering skills: Come up with a design for a fucking machine that hasn't already been done. (That means anything incorporating a reciprocating saw will get you laughed off the set.) After that, take a budget of $300 and build a sexy set for a BDSM photo shoot—in a 10-by-10-foot storage unit.
The contestants who MacGyver their way through those tests will then receive a different sort of challenge. One doesn't necessarily have to have bottomed to make a good top, although it helps. But remember, anything Fred Astaire did, Ginger Rogers did backward and in heels. Thus, the masters will have to do an intense BDSM scene—while dressed in drag. Yep, get out of those leather pants, guys, and be a badass in a dress and a pair of spike heels.
But all previous challenges pale beside the big one: talent management! Take a prima-donna bondage model, famed for her beauty, her physical flexibility, her high pain threshold—and for her willingness to throw on-set temper tantrums if the scene isn't to her liking. Add a kink-celebrity rope rigger, whose feats of shibari are indeed amazing but who turns out to have terrible body odor and a mild case of Asperger's syndrome. Now, successfully direct these two people in a hot bondage scene that people would pay money to see. Good luck!
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Spanking??? There's and App for That!
*** We've had a lot of great feedback about the app and this recent update makes it much easier to use. It's free. Give it a try! ***
Need to keep your minions in line? Have an unruly co-worker that you've always wanted to smack with a frying pan? Looking for something fun to break the ice and start a conversation? If so, iSpank is for you.
Whether at school, in the office or on the dance floor, there's always a need for discipline - and iSpank puts the power in your hands. Use it as a prank or just to get a quick laugh. The free version comes with one toy - a whip - guaranteed to turn the heads of everyone around you. Upgrade to the Deluxe version and get a whole array of cool new toys and sounds to spank your friends with. Try the bottle, the bat - yes, there's even a chicken.
To spank, simply swing the iPhone (or iPod Touch) towards your target and flick your wrist. Be sure to hold on - you may be laughing too hard to keep a good grip.
The Deluxe version also includes the awesomely fun Spank-o-meter which measures the strength of your swing strongman style. Compare your swing with your friends. It's loads of fun!
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
National "Love Our Lurkers Day"
Since inception, Thinkp1nk has received over 12,000 visitors and averages 200 visits per day. Since we don't receive anywhere NEAR that many emails or comments, that means most of our visitors are LURKERS! And we are cool with that!
Thinkp1nk is a labor or love. An effort to highlight the fun side of our kink. Sex, after all, is supposed to be FUN!!!
We are happy you visit and hope you will come back often!
Happy Spankings!!!
Thinkp1nk is a labor or love. An effort to highlight the fun side of our kink. Sex, after all, is supposed to be FUN!!!
We are happy you visit and hope you will come back often!
Happy Spankings!!!
Monday, October 12, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Coco De Mer Video Advertisement! Priceless!
Visit Coco De Mer HERE:
Thanks to Adele for posting this first!
Give a little time for the child within you,
don’t be afraid to be young and free.
Undo the locks and throw away the keys
and take off your shoes and socks, and run you.
La, la, la...
Give a little time for the child within you,
don’t be afraid to be young and free.
Undo the locks and throw away the keys
and take off your shoes and socks, and run you.
La, la, la...
Run through the meadow and scare up the milking cows
Run down the beach kicking clouds of sand
Walk a windy weather day, feel your face blow away
Stop and listen: Love you.
Roll like a circus clown, put away your circus frown
Ride on a roller coaster upside down
Waltzing Matilda, Carey loves a kinkatchoo
Joey catch a kangaroo, hug you.
Dandylion, milkweed, silky on a sunny sky
Reach out and hitch a ride and float on by
Balloons down below catching colors of the rainbow
red, blue and yellow-green: I love you.
Bicycles, tricycles, ice cream candy
Lollypops, popsicles, licorice sticks
Solomon Grundy, Raggedy Andy
Tweedledum and Tweedledee, home free.
Cowboys and Indians, puppydogs and sandpails
Beachballs and baseballs and basketballs, too.
I love forget-me-nots, fluffernutters, sugarpops
I’ll hug you and kiss you and love you
La, la, la... Love you.
[ Love You Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]
Friday, October 02, 2009
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Spanking with a Smile!!!!
"Step right up!" exhorted a man in the cadence of a carnival barker. "We've got the regular spanking bench, we've got the big chair, and of course, we've got the stocks." It was a typical scene at the 26th annual Folsom Street Fair. Above, Selina Raven flogs Sarah Novel at the fair, which organizers said appeared on track to top last year's attendance of 350,000 to 400,000 and last year's haul for charity of $340,000.
Read more: HERE
Read more: HERE
Friday, September 18, 2009
Spanking Club of NY Featured in the "Perv's Guide to NYC"
The Spanking Club of New York (SCONY) is featured in Time Out New York's "Perv's Guide to NYC".
The Spanking Club of New York
SCONY founder Ms. Margaret has been in the spanking biz for more than ten years, hosting monthly events at the LGBT Community Center (208 W 13th St between Seventh and Eighth Aves; 212-620-7310, gaycenter.org). Bottoms can choose to get spanked with or without clothes, though most of the ladies rock a thong. There are spaces for public play and cubicles equipped with Western saddles for a little private action. Scony.com
Check out some of the other entries such as:
The Body Archive Gallery
Poleriders
The Museum of Sex!
Enjoy!
Thursday, September 17, 2009
I ***HATE*** When This Happens!!!
Man cut free from 'S&M' chastity belt by firemen
6:30am Sunday 6th July 2008
Firefighters had to cut a man out of a titanium chastity belt intended for sex games last week.
Crews from Kingston fire station were called to the red-faced man's home in Ham at about 11pm on June 27 after he had spent all day trying to free himself from the device.
It took about 45 minutes for firefighters to release the man, believed to be in his 40s, from the structure. By this time he had slipped in and out of consciousness due to the pressure of the chastity belt on his genitals.
Crew manager Brennan Healey, from the fire station, said the man, of average build, had put the two-piece device on in the morning but then realised he did not have a key to open it.
His girlfriend was out of the house when he put it on but returned to find him trapped in the belt and realised she did not have the key either.
"He was very embarrassed about the situation. He was very apologetic and seemed to be wishing he wasn't there," said Mr Healey. "He seemed like a nice guy who found himself in a predicament he didn't want to be in.
"He had put a dressing gown over him but apart from that he only had the chastity belt on.
"He'd spent all day trying to get it off and was at his last tether."
Three machines were needed to cut through the titanium.
"The man had lots of swelling in his genital area," said Mr Healey. "It took a long time to release him because he was in a lot of pain, and we needed to give him oxygen.
"Firefighter Simon Mitchell did a great job and was especially hands on'. When he was released we called the London Ambulance Service who took him to hospital, but he seemed much better by then.
"His girlfriend initially seemed to find it funny but became more concerned as his condition got worse.
"I think the man wanted to use it as part of an S&M sex game with his girlfriend.
"I presumed he and his girlfriend used that sort of thing a lot - they didn't seem phased by it.
"From the inside of their house you wouldn't know they were into that sort of thing - they didn't have any shackles or anything! But then again, I didn't see their bedroom.
"He didn't want to be in that situation. That sort of thing is all right behind closed doors but when it's out in the open it's a different matter.
"He was very grateful and relieved by the time we left.
"It wasn't the usual type of job we get called to!"
Monday, September 14, 2009
Add Red or White Panties... Just in Case!!!
| Sexy School Girl Jumper |    |
Be sexy, sassy and very naughty in this plus size sexy school girl uniform. This adult fantasy costume consists of a sheer button front blouse with satin collar, a pleated jumper with elastic waistband and zipper back, and a pair of white lace mid-thigh stockings. (Lace stockings are pictured in alternate image.) Be sure to add a pair of red or white panties underneath in case the teacher bends you over his knee! Shown here with padded push-up bra, solid band stockings and garterbelt, sold separately.
God, I LOVE Halloween!!!
God, I LOVE Halloween!!!
Do Paddles Count???
Alabama Supreme Court Upholds Ban On Sex Toys
The REALLY funny part of this story is this:
"Love Stuff, meanwhile, plans to continue selling, since the law provides an exemption for anyone using the toys for "a bona fide medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial, or law enforcement purpose." Customers are required to sign receipts saying they will use the toys for one of those purposes; other adult stores in the state plan to follow the same policy."
Ahem!!!
"Yes, I would like the realistic blow up doll with the vibrating pussy option.... for law-enforcement purposes only, of course"!!!
(You just CAN'T make this stuff up!!!)
The REALLY funny part of this story is this:
"Love Stuff, meanwhile, plans to continue selling, since the law provides an exemption for anyone using the toys for "a bona fide medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial, or law enforcement purpose." Customers are required to sign receipts saying they will use the toys for one of those purposes; other adult stores in the state plan to follow the same policy."
Ahem!!!
"Yes, I would like the realistic blow up doll with the vibrating pussy option.... for law-enforcement purposes only, of course"!!!
(You just CAN'T make this stuff up!!!)
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
So, Whats Next? Top 10 Whips and Nipple Clamps???
Good Housekeeping Magazine Tests the Best Vibrators on the Market!!!
Good Housekeeping magazine, the housewives' bible, has recruited a panel of 100 volunteers to test the best vibrators on the market.
Assemblyman's Open Mic Leads to Spanking Revelations!!!
OOPSIE!!! Forgot the mic was open!!! I HATE when that happens!!!
"Duvall--who was twice a president of the Yorba Linda Chamber of Commerce, served two terms as mayor of Yorba Linda before entering the assembly in 2006, and is the owner of an insurance agency--continues his tale: "So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, 'I know you like spanking me.' I said, 'Yeah! Because you're such a bad girl!'
Go HERE to view the video!!!
OC Assemblyman In Bed With Lobbyist . . . No, Literally In Bed
"Duvall--who was twice a president of the Yorba Linda Chamber of Commerce, served two terms as mayor of Yorba Linda before entering the assembly in 2006, and is the owner of an insurance agency--continues his tale: "So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, 'I know you like spanking me.' I said, 'Yeah! Because you're such a bad girl!'
Go HERE to view the video!!!
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
"It's a World of Laughter, a World of Tears"...
From Frost Bedroom Secrets:
The Lexan OTk is a small on the go paddle. It is 12" long and 4" wide, perfect for purse or glove box. It also has a leather strap for added convenience. This paddle means business. It has 9 dimples on the back side for upping the message. The front is smooth, the picture shows stickers on it as they were placed there for cuteness for my partner. You can customize this one to suite your needs.
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Spanking Bloopers!!!
I love blooper reels! Thanks to Audrey Knight for granting permission to post this here!
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Sunday, August 23, 2009
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