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Sunday, October 25, 2009

Spanking Goes Green!!!

Kinky Crafts: DIY Floggers:

There's now a kinky upside to having a flat! Come to Babeland to find out how to make your very own flogger using recycled bike tires. All materials will be provided and you'll leave the store with one of your very own. *Smack*

Read the entire article HERE:

Spanking Fetishists Go Green Tonight in Brooklyn

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Reality TV: Best Dominant Competition!

It's disappointing and baffling to me that as yet, no reality-TV-show producers have taken me up on my previously published concept for America's Next Top Dominatrix, a femme-domme competition show; too edgy for them, apparently. Jon & Kate Plus Hate—that's the kind of wholesome family entertainment the networks like.

Clearly, I must look to the community that always pushes the cultural envelope: porn. My new concept is for a webcast show, sponsored by some large, well-known BDSM porn producer (cough,, cough). It's a competition for straight male dominants who want to work in porn. The winner gets the dream job: He gets his own website, where he'll direct and perform in elaborate BDSM scenes with hot fetish models.

But this is no Stand & Model party. There can be only one, so the masters have to prove themselves in a series of tough challenges. The judges? A panel of experienced female submissives. Don't be fooled by the term "submissive." These women like dominant men, but they've been around the dungeon. They won't stand—much less kneel—for any poseurs. Their weekly you-are-eliminated line to the losers? "Safe word!"

In the first episode, the ladies would test the creative thinking of the would-be kinky auteurs. Here's a Seattle BDSM-community classic: the Archie McPhee scene. Using only gear from this toy store, whoever creates the most escape-resistant bondage and the most squealing, bruise-inducing pain, wins. (Hint: Rubber snakes are useful for both restraint and impact, and the "Fairy Fly Swatter" stings mortals like hell.)

The next challenge tests pervy engineering skills: Come up with a design for a fucking machine that hasn't already been done. (That means anything incorporating a reciprocating saw will get you laughed off the set.) After that, take a budget of $300 and build a sexy set for a BDSM photo shoot—in a 10-by-10-foot storage unit.

The contestants who MacGyver their way through those tests will then receive a different sort of challenge. One doesn't necessarily have to have bottomed to make a good top, although it helps. But remember, anything Fred Astaire did, Ginger Rogers did backward and in heels. Thus, the masters will have to do an intense BDSM scene—while dressed in drag. Yep, get out of those leather pants, guys, and be a badass in a dress and a pair of spike heels.

But all previous challenges pale beside the big one: talent management! Take a prima-donna bondage model, famed for her beauty, her physical flexibility, her high pain threshold—and for her willingness to throw on-set temper tantrums if the scene isn't to her liking. Add a kink-celebrity rope rigger, whose feats of shibari are indeed amazing but who turns out to have terrible body odor and a mild case of Asperger's syndrome. Now, successfully direct these two people in a hot bondage scene that people would pay money to see. Good luck! recommended

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Spanking??? There's and App for That!

*** We've had a lot of great feedback about the app and this recent update makes it much easier to use. It's free. Give it a try! ***

Need to keep your minions in line? Have an unruly co-worker that you've always wanted to smack with a frying pan? Looking for something fun to break the ice and start a conversation? If so, iSpank is for you.

Whether at school, in the office or on the dance floor, there's always a need for discipline - and iSpank puts the power in your hands. Use it as a prank or just to get a quick laugh. The free version comes with one toy - a whip - guaranteed to turn the heads of everyone around you. Upgrade to the Deluxe version and get a whole array of cool new toys and sounds to spank your friends with. Try the bottle, the bat - yes, there's even a chicken.

To spank, simply swing the iPhone (or iPod Touch) towards your target and flick your wrist. Be sure to hold on - you may be laughing too hard to keep a good grip.

The Deluxe version also includes the awesomely fun Spank-o-meter which measures the strength of your swing strongman style. Compare your swing with your friends. It's loads of fun!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

National "Love Our Lurkers Day"

Since inception, Thinkp1nk has received over 12,000 visitors and averages 200 visits per day. Since we don't receive anywhere NEAR that many emails or comments, that means most of our visitors are LURKERS! And we are cool with that!

Thinkp1nk is a labor or love. An effort to highlight the fun side of our kink. Sex, after all, is supposed to be FUN!!!

We are happy you visit and hope you will come back often!

Happy Spankings!!!

What Good is an "Ouchless" Hairbrush???

Found at Ted's Excellent Adventures

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Coco De Mer Video Advertisement! Priceless!

Visit Coco De Mer HERE:

Thanks to Adele for posting this first!

Give a little time for the child within you,
don’t be afraid to be young and free.
Undo the locks and throw away the keys
and take off your shoes and socks, and run you.
La, la, la...

Give a little time for the child within you,
don’t be afraid to be young and free.
Undo the locks and throw away the keys
and take off your shoes and socks, and run you.
La, la, la...

Run through the meadow and scare up the milking cows
Run down the beach kicking clouds of sand
Walk a windy weather day, feel your face blow away
Stop and listen: Love you.

Roll like a circus clown, put away your circus frown
Ride on a roller coaster upside down
Waltzing Matilda, Carey loves a kinkatchoo
Joey catch a kangaroo, hug you.

Dandylion, milkweed, silky on a sunny sky
Reach out and hitch a ride and float on by
Balloons down below catching colors of the rainbow
red, blue and yellow-green: I love you.

Bicycles, tricycles, ice cream candy
Lollypops, popsicles, licorice sticks
Solomon Grundy, Raggedy Andy
Tweedledum and Tweedledee, home free.

Cowboys and Indians, puppydogs and sandpails
Beachballs and baseballs and basketballs, too.
I love forget-me-nots, fluffernutters, sugarpops
I’ll hug you and kiss you and love you
La, la, la... Love you.

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